It’s Friday the 13th!

Here are 13 chicken one-liners to brighten your day!

  1. The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.  The police suspect fowl play.
  2. I have no idea how to raise chickens.  I think I’ll just wing it.
  3. I hate winter.  I always feel so cooped up.
  4. That’s one cocky rooster!
  5. I ate an omelette for breakfast but I’m still feeling peckish.
  6. Shush! I’m hatching a plan.  Says the pet chicken heading home to roost.
  7. I’m feeling old. Guess I’m no spring chicken
  8. A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic.  A chicken walks up to him and says, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”
  9. Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
  10. What did the evil chicken lay?  Deviled eggs.
  11. I wonder if chickens do the people dance at their weddings?
  12. I dream of a better tomorrow where chicken can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
  13. From one chicken to another:  “Dude, I think one of us is going to get it.  I heard Farmer Brown tell our neighbor he was going to stay home and choke the chicken tonight.

Just as an added laugh…

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Do you know any other chicken puns/jokes/one-liners that I missed?

Author: Cynthia Brandel

Published author and founder of, Cynthia has captivated the world with her works of fiction including The Sanctorian Series and her latest work, The Revenant City Series. Lover of young adult reads and fantasy reads, Cynthia has transformed her passions into a full-time career.

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